Putting the Fun back in Funeral

Putting the Fun back in Funeral

I wish I'd made that title up, 'cause it's pretty damn good. Here's the story:

Robert Anton Wilson Cosmic Meme-Orial
February 18, 2007

Hail Eris! All Hail Bob!

Celebrate the life, work and continued multi-dimensionality of Robert Anton Wilson by joining us in a giant, jammin' Translation Celebration and 8th Circuit Soiree!

- Reconnect with old friends. Make new, like-minded friends. Share ideas. Exchange email addresses. (It's like the Internet, only in person.) .
- Be a part of Bob's Raucous Processionary Send-Off as his ashes sail out of the cove and rejoin his beloved's in the Pacific! .
- Watch continuous video clips of RAW from "Maybe Logic" documentary and from his numerous Trajectories videos.
- Expand your mind (and your tummy) with hors d'ourvres, soft drinks, and a cash bar.
- Expand your neighbors' minds by sharing remembrances and anecdotes at the open mic! (Brevity and levity are appreciated!) .
- Mingle, nosh, remember, appreciate, celebrate! .
- And above all, Keep the Lasagna Flying!

RAW DATA:

Where: The Cocoanut Grove, on the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk in Santa Cruz, CA: www.cocoanutgrovesantacruz.com
When: Sunday, February 18, 2007 Time: 1 - 6 PM
Tickets: $23 each Limited number available! To purchase tickets, or for additional information: www.impermanentpress.com/pages2/raw-tix.html

Bastards!

PETA Trial Begins on Animal Cruelty Offenses

Two PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) employees in Hertford County, NC will stand trial for 21 counts of animal cruelty, littering and obtaining property by false pretenses. The PETA employees were caught dumping garbage bags full of euthanized cats and dogs into dumpsters behind a grocery store.
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I never really trusted those fuckers. Go ahead and read the rest of the story. It gets worse.