This arrived in the mailbag this morning...

THE NEW TALKING ANN COULTER DOLL!
The ultimate gift for any Ann Coulter fan!

Over a year in the making, this talking Ann Coulter doll is the best gift any Conservative could receive.

Each of Ann's 14 phrases makes more sense than any liberal author or commentator alive today!

CLICK HERE to hear her speak, and to place your order!



As most of you know, I'm a big fan of Ann's incendiary writing. My buddy, the Master Wordsmith, is not. I wrote and asked if he'd like this doll for Christmas. His reply:

"If it's life size and anatomically correct.

...and the talking thingie is disabled."