There's something wonderful about any article that beats up on Mother Theresa:

Mommie Dearest
The pope beatifies Mother Teresa, a fanatic, a fundamentalist, and a fraud.
By Christopher Hitchens

Once during the Xmas shopping daze, I watched a woman trying to put a shopping cart somewhere. All the usual shopping cart havens were full, so she shoved it into a handicapped parking place; a look of glee upon her face. And I knew just how she felt...