WALL STREET JOURNAL, CONGRESSMAN CORNYN MOCKS TERRORISTS, SAYS "COME GET US YOU PUSSIES!"

The normally staid Wall Street Journal shocked readers today by publishing what can only be described as a Taunting Dare to terrorists world wide, an invitation; nay, a blueprint for action, which, if followed, could shut down the government for up to four years.

"...Under the majority quorum requirement, terrorists could shut Congress down by killing or incapacitating a sufficient number of representatives or senators.

Our ability to ensure Congress would be able to continue to function under the current constitutional restrictions is woefully limited. States have power to allow their governors to appoint senators in cases of vacancies, and 48 states have elected to do so. But the Constitution provides no immediate mechanism for filling vacancies in the House, nor for redressing the problem of large numbers of members in either chamber being incapacitated."

The Justice Department is said to be considering legal action against the WSJ as well as the Congressman. "What will happen now that terrorists have a clear roadmap on how to put our government out of commission?" asked a highly-placed source, "If they know that just by knocking off a couple hundred Representatives, who incidentally meet at a well-known location DAILY during certain seasons, will they hesitate to act?" he then added, "Yah Boo! Your Grandma eats sausage biscuits and LIKES it!"

President Bush had only a short comment, as it was a busy day: "I just dare the terrorists to try to take advantage of us in our weakest link. No, I double dare them!"