Researchers develop colony of cancer-resistant mice AP via CNN

Now that they've made this advance, I can't see anyone buying any other kind of mouse. The ramifications for the mouse-farming industry are enormous---Third World mouse farmers will be caught in an ever-widening swirl of technological obsolescence, and will demand further subsidies from the US congress. The Arab world will of course blame Israel. The French will attempt to surrender. The Usual Suspects will be detained.